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...of a lifetime
VIvian and I are planning for our trip to Paris and we randomly say things in French, for practice ;)
Me: D'Ac, d'ac (a la Mme. Benais)
Vivian: Who's there?
Me: LMAO
Funnneh -
banana bread
Mom: "If Kevin goes to Calgary, why don't you try to find a job in Calgary?"
Me : "Who's going to Calgary?"
Mom: "This guy over here."
LMAO. I LAWVE my Mom. -
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I got a muffin and offered Isaac a bite. He then proceeded to eat the crust off the top of my muffin.
I say, "You have a muffin top."
and we both LOL -
safe?
House: "There's a reason why they call it the white board."
Foreman: "You wanna give me that black marker?"
-House, S02E16 -
it's that time of year againnn~
“Tonight’s Simpsons episode was brought to you by the letter Ümlat, and the number e, that’s right, not the letter e, the number, whose exponential function is the derivative of itself.” -The Simpsons, S22E08 The Fight Before Christmas -
love disney
When Mushu fries Hun's falcon, "Now that's what I call Mongolian barbecue!"
It's ironic how Mulan's horse's name is Khan, a Mongolian name.
Mulan to the captain, "Would you like to stay for dinner?" Mulan's grandmother in the background, "Would you like to stay forever?"
hahahaha i loooove the old new disneys -
plan g?
"We can think of Gliese 581g as our special nest egg, our survival back-up plan. Once we ruin this planet (and rest assured, that’s as good as done), we now have a destination in mind. This is about as likely as you saying, “Once I’ve totally trashed my mom’s basement, I’ll move into Buckingham Palace,” but dreams are important." -Toronto Star,I love Aladdin
"I will order her..to marry...But you're so old!" -the Sultan
"I think it's time to say good bye to Prince Abooboo" -Jafar
"Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!" -Genie
"Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty-bitty living space" -Aladdinbadum
"So he's a mini-hulk?" -Kevin
SO FUNNNNNNNNNNY